January 2012
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The worst thing about 2012?
Getting used to writing “12” in the date instead of “11.”
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Be Safe!
I know everyone’s going out tonight but seriously, no one wants to start the new year off with bad news so please be careful when you’re driving and watch out for the poh-leece! See ya’ll next year!
December 2011
Asian Parents
Buy your summer clothes during the winter season and winter clothes during the summer season so they’re cheaper.
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"YOLO" has become the new swag.
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There's a difference between talking shit and...
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First thing I notice about a girl?
DAT ASS Their grammar. I seriously cannot stand bad grammar… It’s not that hard to learn people. They could look like the angels themselves chiseled their face from the finest marble in heaven but if they say “I’m doing good,” I just don’t even know how I would react to that. If they can’t differentiate between they’re, their and there or...
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My followers are awesome.
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You can get it all.
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When my Asian friends get anything less than an...
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Why do people think I'm flirting with them when...
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Isn’t She Lovely
Mushroom Stamp.
I feel like all my lady followers need to know about this. When a guy asks to give you a “mushroom stamp,” they are asking to slap their penis across your forehead so hard that it makes an outline of their dick which looks similar to a mushroom. Unless you’re into that kinda thing, SAY NO.
beecarter asked: you were raised in South Dakota?! I bet that was boring as FUCK. ever been to the midwest? ;)
Anonymous asked: you're not a virgin?
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I miss sex.
When you get played?
Show them that it didn’t hurt you at all, show them that you don’t even care like they didn’t mean anything to you, show them that you’re better off without them and find someone that’s better and will treat you better than they did. Don’t let it phase you and play it off because they’ll get what they deserve. Trust me, karma will always come through.
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When they bring out the food at a party.
Vibin’
The limit in a relationship.
Coming from experience I feel like you can tell when you’re not meant for each other anymore. When things change too much, too fast. When you’re assuming ridiculous things if they don’t text you back within 5 minutes. When you slowly realize that you’re just putting up with them at this point instead of trying to understand them altogether. You can choose to leave...
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Eating Ramyun & Carne Asada Fries.
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Really?
I’m sorry but are you seriously complaining about your presents from Christmas? You’re lucky that you even got presents because more than half the world didn’t. Some people only want to see their families for Christmas and they would choose a day with them over materialistic objects every Christmas. I haven’t seen my grandpa or relatives in 4 years because a plane ticket to...
Opening my Christmas presents~
Murrryyy Christmas!
I don’t want to brag but I got some awesome presents buahahaha. They aren’t the most expensive things in the world but my parents got me all the things I need. My printer broke forever ago so I had to go to the library to print out my essays and labs so they got me a new printer that’s ginormous but does it all. 16GB memory cards for my t2i, a new wireless mouse for my laptop,...
WatchYOLO | Merry Christmas everyone! Best wishes.
Christmas Eve
My family’s already tipsy… singing that drunk karaoke. I just got home from work and can’t even greet everyone properly because they all smell like wine and beer. Hope everyone’s enjoying the holidays! Be safe and best wishes to everyone :]
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Why am I still awake...
Isn’t She Lovely
Owl effect.
I’m pretty sure I’m nocturnal now because of how fucked up my sleeping schedule is. Sleep during the day and play during the night, everything’s quieter at night anyway.
Shopping cart driving is synonymous to your actual...
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Jeff Bernat
Anonymous asked: you like dirty dancing? how would you like a nice warm mouth around that nice asian cock of yours? ;) i would love to deepthroat you!
What is time?
I think the one thing I’m grateful for the most about break is not having to look at the clock constantly. During school every minute of my day is planned and accounted for; wake up at 6 to get ready, arrive at my friend’s house at 6:40, get to school at 7:20, sleep until class starts at 8, etc. I don’t have to worry about my time being used up or running out of time because...
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WatchYou only live once that’s the motto nigga YOLO and we bout it every day.
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You know you're unpopular when you don't have to...
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Good grammar is sexy.
Late night vibin’ to Cashinova.
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Spending Christmas/New Years alone this year...
Diamond/Obey/Orisue/Etc.
Yeah I admit I have a few things from those brands but it’s not like I bought the clothes because of the name, I bought them because they’re freaking comfortable. I think people have forgotten the fact that they should be comfortable in what they wear, not getting the jeans that take you an hour to get into or shoes that give you blisters every time you wear them. A plethora of people...
Okay.
During school “I can’t wait for break!”
During break “I’m so bored.”
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